Wednesday, February 20, 2013

I Speak American

The American language is a slut, and a skank. She entertains foreign tongues with the regularity of the rising Sun. This a compliment. The new words complement the lexicon when they label an unnamed concept. If there is nothing new to be gleaned from the word, it deserves the proverbial boot. The great wind of typhoon, comes from China. Flat mountainous regions, known as mesas, come from Latins. American numerals are Arabic. Active participation in the editing process is the duty of every American. Don't sleep.

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